Giant Man-Eating Clam...A new take on JAWS

I had a dream about a giant clam. It was going around like Jaws and eating people. There was a horse on the dock and it ATE the HORSE!!! Then it ate the dock. Then, we had to get on jet-skis and tie a piece of rope to it and get the other end in the clam. We somehow managed it and then we were off. All of a sudden we lose sight of the clam and it comes up underneath us and EATS US!!! Crazy I know.

Huge Glacier, Big Lake, Superman, and Cindy Vortex How Weird is That?

Okay so there was this boy who wanted to escape from this place that I don't know. It was by a huge glacier. The boy wanted super powers so he went and got some drinks from this evil lady. He poured it on sawdust that was surrounding a tree. Then Cindy Vortex from Jimmy Neutron came and started flirting with the guy. So, they decided that the only thing left to do was to make a superman costume. They got done two years later. THen he got into trouble with the law. He wasn't supposed to make a superman costume or something ridiculous like that. So, during the period of two years the glacier had melted leaving a big lake behind. The police had his house surrounded and he was panicking. Cindy helps him escape by the roof. He's got his costume on and stuff and looks completely retarded. Cindy jumps off the roof and into the big lake. "Super Man" jumps in after her. The drinks from the evil lady are supposed to give him super powers, but he had poured them on the other side of the huge glacier. So, they had to swim across the lake. Cindy was super fast and was ahead by like 100 feet. The police were chasing them in boats. They got within 3 feet, but "Super Man" got away and to the other side. We found the sawdust where he'd poured the drinks and had to eat it. After he ate it he got his super powers and the police were too scared to chase him after that. So, Cindy and "Super Man" lived happily ever after.



Author's Note: I can't even count how many times I must have said "So" in that post. Oh, well.